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Dave and Gail
06-03-2006, 02:41 PM
Did you hear about the woman they just found drowned in a bathtub full of milk??? They think it was done by some kind of "Cereal Killer"!!! :rolleyes: :p

Hiram357
06-03-2006, 05:27 PM
awww... booooooooooo :p :rolleyes: ;)

WhereRWe?
06-03-2006, 07:06 PM
Yeah, that was a pretty lame joke.

But it reminds me of another one...

The buxom blonde wanted a milk bath, so she asked the milkman to fill the tub with milk. "Pasteurized?", the milkman asked. "No, she said, just up to my nip****".

:eek: :eek: :eek:

WhereRWe?
06-03-2006, 07:11 PM
I know, some of you are going to ask "What's a milkman?" :p :p

But I'm old enough to remember door-to-door milk delivery, and even so far back as to remember that as a kid, we loved to meet the milkman in the summer and ask for a piece of ice!

:D :D

Hiram357
06-03-2006, 08:25 PM
I know, some of you are going to ask "What's a milkman?" :p :p

But I'm old enough to remember door-to-door milk delivery, and even so far back as to remember that as a kid, we loved to meet the milkman in the summer and ask for a piece of ice!

:D :D

yeah, yeah, bruce we know, and you had beermen to deliver beer to the door and had to walk to school in 10' of snow 20 miles up hill both ways in scorching sun and winds that were blowin 90mph!! ;) :rolleyes: :p :D

WhereRWe?
06-04-2006, 06:47 AM
yeah, yeah, bruce we know, and you had beermen to deliver beer to the door and had to walk to school in 10' of snow 20 miles up hill both ways in scorching sun and winds that were blowin 90mph!! ;) :rolleyes: :p :D

Wow! Your father lived in the same town as I did! :p :p

Hiram357
06-04-2006, 07:07 AM
Wow! Your father lived in the same town as I did! :p :p

no kiddin?? the one with bears the size of the houses, fish as big as dogs and kids that could throw baseballs 20 miles??? :D :D :D

WhereRWe?
06-04-2006, 07:27 AM
no kiddin?? the one with bears the size of the houses, fish as big as dogs and kids that could throw baseballs 20 miles??? :D :D :D

Yeah! That's it. We lived in the cardboard box behind the billboard on Pine Street. Does he remember that? :) :)

brdad
06-04-2006, 07:49 AM
Hey, my great grandfather used to deliver milk to that box. :D

Hiram357
06-04-2006, 09:21 AM
Probably, he lived in the upscale part of the neighborhood where they cut down the trees with their bare hands and quarried rocks with wooden tools to make their houses in the middle of winter in -60 temps in their bermuda shorts....

WhereRWe?
06-04-2006, 11:20 AM
Probably, he lived in the upscale part of the neighborhood where they cut down the trees with their bare hands and quarried rocks with wooden tools to make their houses in the middle of winter in -60 temps in their bermuda shorts....

Damn! Great job! And a great work environment - Bermuda shorts, even! Sheesh! We used to have "Casual Fridays", when they let us take off the striped uniforms and let us wear overalls.

Hiram357
06-04-2006, 06:46 PM
Damn! Great job! And a great work environment - Bermuda shorts, even! Sheesh! We used to have "Casual Fridays", when they let us take off the striped uniforms and let us wear overalls.

heh, hey now... what you kids call it now a days is none of my business... :p :p :p

we3beans
06-05-2006, 01:38 PM
It may suprise most of you, but my mother still has a milkman. In fact, one day he about gave John a heart attack. He (the milkman) has always just walked in the house (we're all late risers), goes to the fridge, pulls out the old milk, puts new milk in, puts old milk in front, leaves bill under magnet on fridge. They've had him since about 1980 and this is in Western Mass!

WhereRWe?
06-05-2006, 05:53 PM
It may suprise most of you, but my mother still has a milkman. In fact, one day he about gave John a heart attack. He (the milkman) has always just walked in the house (we're all late risers), goes to the fridge, pulls out the old milk, puts new milk in, puts old milk in front, leaves bill under magnet on fridge. They've had him since about 1980 and this is in Western Mass!

Sheesh! Really????? :eek: :eek:

we3beans
06-05-2006, 09:37 PM
yup, really. hmmm, now that I think about it though, she got pregnant with my brother about the same time we got a milkman. But, other than the fact they are both tall, my brother doesn't look anything like the milk man. :-)