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Dave and Gail
06-30-2006, 09:58 AM
A man got a new job as a bus driver for the sesame street school. At the first stop on his first morning were two chubby little girls. One says Hi, my name is Patty, and this is my friend Patty! At the next stop was a little boy all by himself,and he says Hi, my name is Ross, and my mommy says Im special!! At the 3rd stop is a little boy sitting at the curb with one shoe off and picking at a bunion on his toe. He says Hi,,My name is Alexis Wheeze!! So ,,,off they go,,,"Two all beef patties special Ross Alexis Wheeze picking a bunion on a sesame street bus!!":p :o :D Happy 4th of July weekend to everyone,,"Dave and Gail" and Shamis:)

Smitty & Co.
06-30-2006, 10:08 AM
A man got a new job as a bus driver for the sesame street school. At the first stop on his first morning were two chubby little girls. One says Hi, my name is Patty, and this is my friend Patty! At the next stop was a little boy all by himself,and he says Hi, my name is Ross, and my mommy says Im special!! At the 3rd stop is a little boy sitting at the curb with one shoe off and picking at a bunion on his toe. He says Hi,,My name is Alexis Wheeze!! So ,,,off they go,,,"Two all beef patties special Ross Alexis Wheeze picking a bunion on a sesame street bus!!":p :o :D Happy 4th of July weekend to everyone,,"Dave and Gail" and Shamis:)

You getting your material in the same place as Parmachenee?? LOL :p :D

Hiram357
06-30-2006, 10:18 AM
hahah... i don't get the alexis :confused: but the rest was funny!! :D

Dave and Gail
06-30-2006, 11:16 AM
Hiram, Hiram, Hiram!!!! Alexis Wheeze= Lettuce cheese. If you say it fast enough you can almost fake yourself out..LOL:D Happy 4th,,,"Dave"

becket
06-30-2006, 12:34 PM
hahah... i don't get the alexis :confused: but the rest was funny!! :D
i didn't get it either, hiram! oh, god. i didn't get something that hiram didn't get! geez, that has ruined my day! :D :D :D

Hiram357
06-30-2006, 01:55 PM
Hiram, Hiram, Hiram!!!! Alexis Wheeze= Lettuce cheese. If you say it fast enough you can almost fake yourself out..LOL:D Happy 4th,,,"Dave"

well i got the cheese part on the first round... but i'm still not gettin the Alexis... maybe it's just the way you folks pronounce words up that way... :p :D

Hiram357
06-30-2006, 01:56 PM
i didn't get it either, hiram! oh, god. i didn't get something that hiram didn't get! geez, that has ruined my day! :D :D :D

Ya know what they say! great minds think alike!!! And don't let that ruin your day! there's plenty of rain to take care of that! :rolleyes: :D

WhereRWe?
06-30-2006, 05:34 PM
Sheesh! Dumb! Really and truely DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!

(Bet you're glad I don't post any jokes! LOL!)

Hiram357
07-03-2006, 11:58 AM
Sheesh! Dumb! Really and truely DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!

(Bet you're glad I don't post any jokes! LOL!)

you don't post jokes....??? you mean all your threads are serious?? ;) :D :rolleyes: