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J_Cyr
07-20-2006, 12:47 PM
> An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on
> scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
>
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm
> going to jump off this building."
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
>
> The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
> bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
>
> The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> cabbage and jumped to his death.
>
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
>
> The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
> well.
>
> At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would
> have given it to him again!"
>
> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
> enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
>
> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
>
> "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."

dragonflys
07-20-2006, 02:44 PM
Hey, I resemble that remark

Hiram357
07-20-2006, 10:34 PM
I like corned beef and cabbage... what's wrong with that??? :confused:

firefighterjake
07-21-2006, 10:36 AM
I like corned beef and cabbage... what's wrong with that??? :confused:

Me too . . . I get the Reuben everytime I stop at Dysarts after an ATV, camping or geocaching adventure when I'm on my way home . . . I just don't like the after effects with all of that sauerkraut. :D

Hiram357
07-21-2006, 03:38 PM
Me too . . . I get the Reuben everytime I stop at Dysarts after an ATV, camping or geocaching adventure when I'm on my way home . . . I just don't like the after effects with all of that sauerkraut. :D

I don't mind the after effects... but the wife sure does! :o