1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way.
3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path
4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It.
5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's
7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko..
11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.
13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef.
15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him.
16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers.
17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog.
18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka.
19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?! The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? ! Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

Feel free to add your own.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and with no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a guy with no legs in a pool? Bob.

What do you call a cacher with nothing better to do? J's here :D

What do you call a guy with no legs in a pool? Bob.

no no no...

What do you call a dog in the pool with no legs?


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Bob Barker

:D a few made me laugh

Bob Barker

I don't care who you are, that there's funny:D :D :D

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs at the door....Matt

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs on your wall....Art

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs in a hot tub....Stu

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs under your car....Jack

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs waterskiing...Skip

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legson the grill....Frank

What do you call the guy with no arms and no legs in a ditch...Phil



The list is endless:rolleyes:

What's greater than God, More evil than the Devil, Rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it, you will die?

A man looks at a photograph and says: "Brothers and sisters, I have none but this man's father is my father's son." Who is in the picture?

What's greater than God, More evil than the Devil, Rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it, you will die?

Vegatables? :D

What's greater than God, More evil than the Devil, Rich people need it, poor people have it, and if you eat it, you will die?

...........Nothing

A man looks at a photograph and says: "Brothers and sisters, I have none but this man's father is my father's son." Who is in the picture?

My son.

Brothers and sisters have I none,
but this man's son is my father's son.
Who is this man?

Vegatables? :D


Very funny! :p the answer is "nothing"

The answer to the other one is "His son"

JCyr wins the Kewpie doll - If you get 2 more you can trade it for any item on shelf 2...

Just a note J Cyr to let you know that you are a hit at our local store at coffee hour.Almost everyone is speaking Chineese!!Vic