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Starzz
12-07-2006, 11:04 PM
1) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...........

5) Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

becket
12-08-2006, 07:19 AM
omg, sue, that is such a great list! thanks! i quickly identified the one that's me! :D :D :D

WhereRWe?
12-08-2006, 09:06 AM
Good one, Sue!

(I'm DEFINITELY a #14!)

Cache Maine
12-08-2006, 10:58 AM
Good one, Sue!

(I'm DEFINITELY a #14!)

You are not the only one! Hey look, a chicken! :)

Beach Comber
12-08-2006, 11:29 AM
Ohmigosh!! I see a few that describe me :o

dí76
12-08-2006, 11:31 AM
Ohmigosh!! I see a few that describe me :o

So do I...:p

Mainiac1957
12-08-2006, 05:52 PM
Great stuff Sue. I've seen a similar list before. And yes at least few discribe me as well.:rolleyes:

Steve'sSister
12-08-2006, 07:28 PM
I win! (or do I lose?) Technically I could probably qualify for at least a dozen, maybe a baker's!

Hiram357
12-08-2006, 08:06 PM
HAHAHAH!!! LOL!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! I don't get it.... :D

Steve'sSister
12-08-2006, 09:35 PM
Uh..I am kind of new here.
Does anyone recognize this language from above: "ROFLMAO" ?
Translation, please...

Beach Comber
12-08-2006, 09:55 PM
It's not unique to this site, but here is the translation.......

R olling
O n
F loor
L aughing
M y
A = "butt"
O ff

Hiram357
12-08-2006, 10:58 PM
Uh..I am kind of new here.
Does anyone recognize this language from above: "ROFLMAO" ?
Translation, please...

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Buttox Off :D

Steve'sSister
12-08-2006, 11:53 PM
Okay, so add another number to my Challenges List- #15! I guess I am just showing my age, and my lack of forum/im/my space etc.. experience! Should've asked one of my teenagers, but they are never here when you need them (guess they don't need $ right now, and they already have the car).

Sudonim
12-09-2006, 04:59 PM
Uh..I am kind of new here.
Does anyone recognize this language from above: "ROFLMAO" ?
Translation, please...
Rolling On Floor Laughing My (A) Off:p

WhereRWe?
12-09-2006, 05:42 PM
Uh..I am kind of new here.
Does anyone recognize this language from above: "ROFLMAO" ?
Translation, please...

Sheesh! A new generation of computer user! LOL! ("Laughing on line")

:D :D

Haffy
12-09-2006, 06:37 PM
Hmmmm ,I always thought LOL was ( Laughing out loud") , learn something new everyday I guess.

WhereRWe?
12-09-2006, 07:29 PM
Hmmmm ,I always thought LOL was ( Laughing out loud") , learn something new everyday I guess.

Actually, it can be either. I just learned it as "on line". ;) ;)

Hiram357
12-09-2006, 10:46 PM
Actually, it can be either. I just learned it as "on line". ;) ;)

It's ok Bruce, some people just learn wrong.... :p :D

WhereRWe?
12-10-2006, 07:18 AM
It's ok Bruce, some people just learn wrong.... :p :D

Yup. Must have been because I grew up in Massachusetts. :p :p

Hiram357
12-10-2006, 03:31 PM
Yup. Must have been because I grew up in Massachusetts. :p :p

I bet you were home schooled too.... :rolleyes: ;) :p :D

WhereRWe?
12-10-2006, 05:02 PM
I bet you were home schooled too.... :rolleyes: ;) :p :D

Sorry - don't understand what you're trying to say here. :confused: :confused:

(But no - I wasn't home schooled.) :D :D