Dave and Gail
03-03-2007, 12:47 PM
A woman walks into a bar and see's this cute guy sitting there. So she walks up to him and say's " Hi there, what are you drinking?" The guy say's " I'm drinking Magic Beer!. The woman say's, "come on, there is no such thing as magic beer!" The guy says " Oh yeah, watch this!" He takes a big drink, runs across the bar, dives out the window and fly's around the building and back through the window into the bar. The woman say's "WOW, bartender,,give me one of what he is drinking!!" The bartender gives her one of the same as the cute guy, she takes a big drink, runs across the bar, dives out the window and falls straight to the sidewalk,,,splat!!. The bartender looks at the guy and says,,,"You know something superman,,,Your a real jerk when your drinking!!! :p :o :D