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Dave and Gail
03-26-2007, 03:24 PM
Stephanie O'Malley was sitting at home one day, when the doorbell rang. She answered the door and there stood her husband "Hiram's" best friend, Tommy O'finnigan. Tommy says " Stephanie, I have some terrible news to tell ye. Poor ol Hiram fell into a vat of Guiness today at the brewery, and I'm afraid he drowned." My God says Stephanie, thats awful!! But at least tell me Tommy,,,Did my beloved Hiram die quickly, and not suffer?? Well says Tommy,,I'm afraid not,,3 men jumped in to save him, but he bravely fought them all off, and he got out twice to Pee!!:D

Haffy
03-26-2007, 03:35 PM
That's Hiram all right.....lol May he rest in peace.

Hiram357
03-26-2007, 04:56 PM
LOL I was hoping that story wouldn't be made public! :D :D :D

vicbiker
03-26-2007, 06:23 PM
I was actually starting to believe this tall tale until the part where he got out to pee, the real Hiram would have just pee in the beer while he continued to gulp down huge mouthfulls of Guiness.;) :D

Hiram357
03-26-2007, 07:25 PM
I was actually starting to believe this tall tale until the part where he got out to pee, the real Hiram would have just pee in the beer while he continued to gulp down huge mouthfulls of Guiness.;) :D

no vic! it's guinness! not corona! :D