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04-16-2005, 09:19 PM
Top 10 Reasons Not To Bring Your Significant Other On A Cache Trip Torry Stiles


By Torry Stiles, aka Torry (http://www.geocaching.com/profile/?guid=5a548571-dffa-48c0-b7b5-2364a8986f48)

10. "Honey. The guide book says watch out for bears. Honey? Honey?"
9. "What do you mean 'Just go behind a tree,' mister?"
8. "Every time you see somebody you whisper 'Pretend we're making out,' Is your GPSr even on?"
7. " Sweetie-kins. It's a CACHE BAG. Not a purse. Okay?"
6. " ...And I suppose Mary Finnegan claimed YOU were the FTF? ..."
5. "What do you mean 'Stop and ask directions?' I've got it on my Magellan right .. right .. Where's my Magellan?"
4. "I'm not sticking my hand in there! Get the salad tongs!"
3. "Are you thinking of caching with someone else when you're caching with me?"
2. "Sweetie. You can't get the ESPN sports-feed satellite on that so stop trying and help me look."
1. "Honey, I'm sorry. I promise you can have the next FTF and I won't knock you down on the trail."