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JustKev
01-24-2010, 01:49 PM
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"

shuman road searchers
01-24-2010, 08:21 PM
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"

Sounds like a Dubord I know:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!

JustKev
01-24-2010, 08:43 PM
Sounds like a Dubord I know:D:D:D!!!!!!!!!


I thought of him when I posted the joke. Here I've never even met him and I'm already telling lawyer jokes. :)

dubord207
01-24-2010, 09:08 PM
Bunch of wise guys! Old joke though! How 'bout another one?:D

JustPJ66
01-24-2010, 09:13 PM
Dont encourage him!!

shuman road searchers
01-24-2010, 09:16 PM
Dont encourage him!!

Which one? Dubord or justkev? I know not to encourage Dubord. He lives way to close to me!

JustPJ66
01-24-2010, 09:18 PM
I was refering to Justkev...i live WITH him and I know better than to encourage HIM!!

shuman road searchers
01-24-2010, 09:46 PM
The last time I encouraged Dubord we ended up going 117mph on I95 in his Z. There were 10 FTF's involved however!

pjpreb
01-24-2010, 10:05 PM
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?




A good start:D

JustPJ66
01-25-2010, 05:57 AM
The last time I encouraged Dubord we ended up going 117mph on I95 in his Z. There were 10 FTF's involved however!


LOL to funny!

shuman road searchers
01-25-2010, 06:29 AM
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?





pollution?!:D:D Sorry Dan!