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JustKev
03-30-2010, 09:41 AM
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
looked him straight in the eye and said, “Listen here good looking, I
screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car,
front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked
or with clothes on, dirty, clean, it doesn't matter to me. I've been
doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, “No kidding! I'm a lawyer
too! What firm are you with?”

Moonsouth
03-30-2010, 02:33 PM
lol nice : )

Hiram357
03-30-2010, 09:15 PM
hahahahahaha :D

EMSDanel
03-30-2010, 10:39 PM
This came out between 9:00 and 10:00 this morning...no response yet? We make fun of lawyers, and in my line of work I can never apply the brakes too quickly/unexpectedly while enroute for fear of being rear-ended by one. But, I have to tell ya, when you need one you're glad to have a good one like Dan.

With that being said.....good one!! Hahahahaha:D

JustKev
03-31-2010, 06:36 AM
In all honesty, I posted this one in hopes it was one Dan had never heard. lol

dubord207
03-31-2010, 05:54 PM
Just saw this one and sorry Kev, it's one I hear alot, although I do like it. Keep 'em coming. Maybe you'll come upon one I haven't heard. The one you mention was in last months Playboy. Is that where you saw it?:)

JustKev
03-31-2010, 06:27 PM
Just saw this one and sorry Kev, it's one I hear alot, although I do like it. Keep 'em coming. Maybe you'll come upon one I haven't heard. The one you mention was in last months Playboy. Is that where you saw it?:)

Playboy? I don't read Playboy, I just look at the pictures.

No wait, that's not how it goes.....

I just read the articles.....yeah that's it.

I haven't looked at a Playboy since I let my subscription run out over a year ago. I saw that one on a firearms forum I belong to.