He who controls the past commands the future, he who commands the future conquers the past.

Huh? I don't think so. I think its: One night I was laying in my bed looking at the many stars in the sky, and I tought to myself where the f*ck did my roof go?

j cyr, that is too funny! i'll have to come to the up north bbq just to meet you! thanks for the laugh becket

He who controls the past commands the future, he who commands the future conquers the past.I smoked some of that once,a long time ago. I see it's still popular in oradea.

The faster you go the smoker you get!

I love it. We need more of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :p :D :p :)

Let me see, how did that go.....

Marriage, it's not a word it's a sentence.

I like this one to...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"



:)

True story:
A lady came up to me the other day in a small restruant in town. She said, "Jordan! Read my shirt" I replied, "Is it brail?"

Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear to be bright until they speak?:cool:

We have a winner....or do we?
Sorry I just had to.

I once had a... no wait... that wasn't me.

If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
:D

To err is human...to forgive is for suckers!! :eek:

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

To err is human, to really screw things up it takes a computer.