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07-16-2005, 02:32 PM
He who controls the past commands the future, he who commands the future conquers the past.

J_Cyr
07-16-2005, 02:41 PM
Huh? I don't think so. I think its: One night I was laying in my bed looking at the many stars in the sky, and I tought to myself where the f*ck did my roof go?

becket
07-16-2005, 06:18 PM
j cyr, that is too funny! i'll have to come to the up north bbq just to meet you! thanks for the laugh becket

Team2hunt
07-16-2005, 08:59 PM
He who controls the past commands the future, he who commands the future conquers the past.I smoked some of that once,a long time ago. I see it's still popular in oradea.

Team Nirvana
07-16-2005, 09:02 PM
The faster you go the smoker you get!

dí76
07-16-2005, 10:29 PM
I love it. We need more of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :p :D :p :)

Let me see, how did that go.....

Marriage, it's not a word it's a sentence.

I like this one to...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"



:)

J_Cyr
07-17-2005, 08:37 AM
True story:
A lady came up to me the other day in a small restruant in town. She said, "Jordan! Read my shirt" I replied, "Is it brail?"

blevesque
07-17-2005, 09:25 AM
Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear to be bright until they speak?:cool:

Team2hunt
07-17-2005, 11:51 AM
We have a winner....or do we?
Sorry I just had to.

J_Cyr
07-17-2005, 02:47 PM
I once had a... no wait... that wasn't me.

dí76
07-17-2005, 04:57 PM
If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
:D

Tink
07-17-2005, 10:55 PM
To err is human...to forgive is for suckers!! :eek:

J_Cyr
07-17-2005, 11:46 PM
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Ye Olde Prospector
07-18-2005, 06:26 AM
To err is human, to really screw things up it takes a computer.