View Full Version : 288 Users?!?



blevesque
12-15-2005, 09:33 PM
Just curious, at the bottom of the main forum's page, it's states...

"Most users ever online was 288, 04-23-2005 at 05:42 PM." :eek:

Woah! What happened so special on that day?!? :confused:

Hiram357
12-15-2005, 09:59 PM
there was a rumor that Jesus was going to be a guest of the chatroom... but to much disappointment it was some guy named Jay Seuss who is a 4th cousin of Dr. Seuss. He was actually quite interesting, he collected stamps and had an ant farm, (one ant was named larry) He really didn't have any interest in Geocaching, he stumbled across a cache while collecting ants one day and it had a Geocaching maine card in it so he posted that he would be in the chat one evening to find out what it was all about but when he typed the post (he was a bit inebriated) he stumbled in his typing when he wrote his name and it looked like JeeSus, and so everyone immediately thought that Jesus got connected to the web and was still trying to master the keyboard, and once word of "Jesus's" appearance got out thousands of people tried to log on but only that few 280 somethin were able to log on due to all of the high internet traffic. ( i was one of the lucky few that got to witness it first hand ) :D

Cache Maine
12-15-2005, 10:40 PM
Just those pesky Google (and other search engine) spiders that come to cache our info and thoughts for permanent record. :)

attroll
12-15-2005, 11:36 PM
Did it really say 388? Wow. I will have to go to the front page and look. I find it hard to believe that this site had 288 on it at one time. The other site I maintain only has 371 for most users online at one time and that site has 7,162 users. Like Cameoooooo said though it was probably one day when google and some other search engines decided to send spiders to the site.

Hiram357
12-15-2005, 11:58 PM
i see how it is... my theory isn't good enough.. so ya gotta go and ruin it with facts. :mad: :rolleyes:

Sudonim
12-16-2005, 12:04 AM
Hiram,
I like your explanation the best:p

firefighterjake
12-16-2005, 07:19 AM
Hiram,
I like your explanation the best:p

Ditto . . . I don't know anything about search engine spiders so Hiram's explanation seemed more plausible. :)

WhereRWe?
12-16-2005, 08:36 AM
Ditto . . . I don't know anything about search engine spiders so Hiram's explanation seemed more plausible. :)

Actually, those weren't ants that Jay Seuss was collecting, they were spiders. So Attroll was actually correct. :D :D :D

Hiram357
12-16-2005, 12:59 PM
Actually, those weren't ants that Jay Seuss was collecting, they were spiders. So Attroll was actually correct. :D :D :D

No no, he was collecting ants for his ant farm because larry was getting lonely!!! geeeeze dont you people know anything?????

Team2hunt
12-16-2005, 06:47 PM
i see how it is... my theory isn't good enough.. so ya gotta go and ruin it with facts. :mad: :rolleyes:

Hiram can you tell us the one about Santa? ... Can ya.... Can ya.... please..!!!:)

Hiram357
12-16-2005, 08:01 PM
Hiram can you tell us the one about Santa? ... Can ya.... Can ya.... please..!!!:)

okay, gimme an hour or so, i just have like 4 margaritas, i need to get some beer in me before i get creative.... :eek:

Hiram357
12-17-2005, 12:14 AM
little does everyone know that santa clause actually started out as a gay russian bartender named Klaus. Klaus was really well known because he would spend all his money that he made at the bar on satin wardrobes, hence he was given the nickname Satin Klaus. well living in russia all Klaus could afford for transportation was a cheap dogsled pulled by a three legged cow. and one day after a long shopping adventure he was on his way home with new clothes in the back of his sled in a big red velvet bag. and it was snowing pretty bad and Klaus couldnt see where he was going, and he drove the cow into an old well, and the cow got a bucket stuck on one of her hooves and started to panic. well Klaus couldnt control the crazy cow and they drove right over a hot fire pit causing the cow to go even more beserk... well after all this started to happen the details get kinda fuzzy, but the basics of it is, the cow hit its head on the front of an old caddilac, getting the huge bull horns stuck on her head (looking like reindeer antlers) they some how managed to run over a piece of broken down barn wall that according to rumor was teetering on a beam that when it broke it sent both the cow and Klaus flying through the air... well after was all said done the cow and sled landed on the top of natasha's roof and poor Klaus tried to stop himself from falling too his death by grapping the top of a pine tree, but the pine tree snapped sending both Klause and his velvet bag, and the top of the pine tree right down natasha's chimney... well at the sound of all the comotion natashas children came running down the stairs to find all the nice new clothes under the tree and saw Klaus sitting on top of the hot coals... well all the excitement made Klaus gasious and he accidentally let a bowel movement slip, which had smelled really bad, causing his nose to twitch uncontrollably, then the unthinkable happened... his flatulence had ignited sending Klaus back up the chimney landing in the sled and causin the cow to run of the roof draggin Klause into the night.

Over the years the story has been reinterpeted and misunderstood, but that is the true story of how Santa Klaus came to be, he got such a joy out of seeing the suprised children when he came down the chimney with presents and then flew back up with a twitch of his nose, he started doing this every year. thus starting the legend of Satin Klaus. :D

Hiram357
12-17-2005, 12:16 AM
heh, and tomorrow i'll have a keg and i'll be able to tell you the story of rudolph!! :)

blevesque
12-17-2005, 01:07 AM
I can now rest seeing that I now know why 288 people visited the gcmaine forum :eek:

Team2hunt
12-17-2005, 08:01 PM
heh, and tomorrow i'll have a keg and i'll be able to tell you the story of rudolph!! :)

You need to host an event. :cool: :) :D :p :o :confused: :eek: :rolleyes: ;) We would all come by. Just to be entertained.

Hiram357
12-17-2005, 10:24 PM
You need to host an event. :cool: :) :D :p :o :confused: :eek: :rolleyes: ;) We would all come by. Just to be entertained.

heh, it'll be pretty cramped everyone in my little apartment... but if someone else wants to host an event where a keg would be appropriate i would be more than happy to ablige.... :D