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05-10-2006, 07:05 PM
Dave and Gail

Canadian Astronauts

Two Canadians, Jaque and Pierre, were getting bored with their usual hobbies,[Beer drinking and eating bacon], and were trying to think up something different to do. Pierre says "I know, we'll build us a rocket ship and fly it up to the sun!! No one has been up dere before, Ay??" Jaque says "are you crazee..we will burn up before we get dere, she's too hot!!" Pierre says " What are you, stupid, we'll go at night!!":D
05-10-2006, 07:15 PM
parmachenee

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Originally Posted by Dave and Gail

Two Canadians, Jaque and Pierre, were getting bored with their usual hobbies,[Beer drinking and eating bacon], and were trying to think up something different to do. Pierre says "I know, we'll build us a rocket ship and fly it up to the sun!! No one has been up dere before, Ay??" Jaque says "are you crazee..we will burn up before we get dere, she's too hot!!" Pierre says " What are you, stupid, we'll go at night!!":D

Is this a reference to night-time caching???:confused:
05-10-2006, 07:47 PM
Hiram357

youre just jealous cuz they thought of going at night first...
05-10-2006, 07:55 PM
parmachenee

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Originally Posted by Hiram357

youre just jealous cuz they thought of going at night first...

...and I won't get FTF. :( I guess I need to set down my Gritty's and get my butt out there to do some caching. :D
05-10-2006, 08:22 PM
Hiram357

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Originally Posted by parmachenee

...and I won't get FTF. :( I guess I need to set down my Gritty's and get my butt out there to do some caching. :D

I'll hold onto it for ya :D
05-10-2006, 08:43 PM
parmachenee

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Originally Posted by Hiram357

I'll hold onto it for ya :D

Only my empty Grittys!!!:D
05-10-2006, 10:09 PM
Hiram357

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Originally Posted by parmachenee

I'd rather you held my Grittys!!!:D

uhhh.... *cough* thats what i was referring too...... :eek: :rolleyes:
05-11-2006, 07:19 PM
Dave and Gail

HuH???

I post a good joke and you guys are talking about holding each others Grittys!! Whats Up???Maybe they should start another category for that sort of thing, like Brokeback cachers!!! Sheeesh!!:confused: :D
05-11-2006, 07:31 PM
parmachenee

Maybe we should just let this quickly fade away in a Canadian sunset?? While I drink my Grittys. :D
05-11-2006, 08:38 PM
Sudonim

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Originally Posted by Dave and Gail

I post a good joke and you guys are talking about holding each others Grittys!! Whats Up???Maybe they should start another category for that sort of thing, like Brokeback cachers!!! Sheeesh!!:confused: :D

I sure wish I knew how to quit you Garmin...:D
05-12-2006, 08:48 AM
WhereRWe?

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Originally Posted by Dave and Gail

I post a good joke and you guys are talking about holding each others Grittys!! Whats Up???Maybe they should start another category for that sort of thing, like Brokeback cachers!!! Sheeesh!!:confused: :D

Sheesh! We're talking about serious subjects like beer driniking, and you want to make jokes!?? :confused: :confused:

(Did you ever think the subject was changed because it WASN'T a good joke? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: )
05-12-2006, 11:57 AM
Hiram357

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Originally Posted by WhereRWe?

Sheesh! We're talking about serious subjects like beer driniking, and you want to make jokes!?? :confused: :confused:

(Did you ever think the subject was changed because it WASN'T a good joke? :rolleyes: :rolleyes: )

I do agree with the beer part... but i dont think there is such a thing as a bad canadian joke... :rolleyes::p
05-12-2006, 12:05 PM
WhereRWe?

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Originally Posted by Hiram357

I do agree with the beer part... but i dont think there is such a thing as a bad canadian joke... :rolleyes::p

Well, I go to Canada a LOT, and I never saw a Canadian eating bacon! Sheesh!

(Now if the joke had mentioned poutine... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: )
05-12-2006, 02:11 PM
Hiram357

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Originally Posted by WhereRWe?

Well, I go to Canada a LOT, and I never saw a Canadian eating bacon! Sheesh!

(Now if the joke had mentioned poutine... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: )

thats because they're not canibals, bacon is made from canadians, thats why its called canadian bacon... duh... :rolleyes:
05-12-2006, 02:43 PM
WhereRWe?

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Originally Posted by Hiram357

thats because they're not canibals, bacon is made from canadians, thats why its called canadian bacon... duh... :rolleyes:

Wow! I don't think I want to know what's in American Chop Suey! :eek:
05-12-2006, 02:55 PM
d’76

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Originally Posted by Hiram357

thats because they're not canibals, bacon is made from canadians, thats why its called canadian bacon... duh... :rolleyes:

What about French Fries??;)

Or even Italian sandwiches...Gross
05-13-2006, 09:43 AM
Dave and Gail

Food

Or English muffins?? German Beer?? Russian Vodka?? :D
05-13-2006, 12:42 PM
Hiram357

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Originally Posted by Dave and Gail

Or English muffins?? German Beer?? Russian Vodka?? :D

chocolate moose???:eek:
05-13-2006, 12:42 PM
Hiram357

Gray Poupon...