A man goes golfing with his buddies, and a buddy takes a mighty swing at the ball and slices the ball right off sideways and hits the man right smack in the hooter, dropping him lke a rock of course, the man is in exterme agony. They end up taking him to the hospital because he is in so much pain and the doctor says " Im sorry to tell you, but your hooter is broken" "Broken he cries, it can't be ,Im getting married tomorrow, it can't be broken" The doctor says"Im sorry but Ill have to put it in a splint and it will have to stay on for two weeks" The doctor then takes four tounge depressors and places one on each side and one on the top and bottom and secures them with tape. The man goes home and prepares for his wedding the next day and keeps his secret from his bride to be. After a beautiful wedding they head off on their honeymoon and check into a motel. The new bride goes into the bathroom to "prepare" and the man crawls into bed to wait for her. A few minutes later she emerges wearing a sexy nightgown, walks to the side of the bed, lets the nightgown fall to the floor and says "Honey, I just want you to know , that what you are seeing has never been touched by another mans hands" The man looks her in the eye, pulls back the blankets and says "Thats nothing, look at this, mines still in the crate!!"
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So it was Easter Sunday, and it was the first day of spring that was absolutely beautiful and perfect for golfing. So Father O'Maley decided to call the deacon to have him do the service because "he was too sick to do the service" So the deacon agreed and Father O'maley snuck off to the golf course. Meanwhile up in heaven St. Peter was downright outraged and was having a fit about this in front of God, and God said not to worry because he had a plan. So father O'maley teed off on the first hole and to his dismay he had a hole in one!!! then the second hole he had a hole in one!!! this went on through the entire course!! Father O'Maley was almost in tears because he was having the best golf game of his life!! St. Peter seeing this was even more outraged and began yelling at God... How can you do this!?!?! Giving him a game like that!! he lied to skip church on Easter Sunday so he could go play golf! and you're giving him a hole in one every time!?!?! and God replied... Well of course, because who is he going to tell about the game???:D:D:D