New Top Ten Christmas Hit............
You've heard of Haffy and Terry, Attroll and Tink,
Cameoooo and Shewolf,
Maneiac and Jake,
But do you recall the most famous cacher of all?
Smitty the red-nosed cacher
had a very shiny coin,
and if you ever saw it
you would say
"Wish it were mine"
All of the other cachers used to laugh and call him names,
they never let poor Smitty join in any caching games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Smitty with your coin so bright
won't you guide my Jeep tonight?"
Then all the cachers loved him
and they shouted out with glee:
"Smitty the red-nosed cacher
you'll go down in history!"