Girls night out
Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out"- both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on drinking there
Captain and coke's.
Incredibly drunk and walking home- they needed to pee, so they stopped in a
cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her
panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties
and didn't want to ruin them...luckily she had squatted next to a grave that
had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it...so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.
The following day, one of the women's husband was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned
the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm
starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"...
"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck
to her butt that read:
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU"!!!
Ha . . . that was great. I nearly laughed out loud which would have been bad since I would have had to explain the joke to the older person of female persuasion in my office.
I figured I would get a reply out of you. LOL. I posted it in our kitchen at the station this morning.