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    Quote Originally Posted by dave1976
    Speaking of clowns....

    2 canibals were eating a clown, one looked at the other and asked does this taste funny?
    yeah, well a skeleton walked into a bar... he ordered a beer and a mop!!
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357
    yeah, well a skeleton walked into a bar... he ordered a beer and a mop!!
    Hiram - do you have Sirius satellite radio? This joke has been broadcast CONSTANTLY on Sirius! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357
    yeah, well a skeleton walked into a bar... he ordered a beer and a mop!!
    Speaking of bars...

    A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

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    Two old ladies went for a tramp in the woods...but he got away!!!

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    An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either

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    Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was so-so, but the reception was AWESOME

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    Default Rotflmao!!!!!!!!

    I'm o.k. thank you for asking, I'll probably only have the bruse for a week or two. You guys are killing me, I was laughing so hard I fell right out of the chair!!!!! Your just to much................

    Keep going!!!

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    I said WHAT!!! You just took me the wrong way......

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    A salesmans car breaks down. He knocks on a farmers door and asks if he can stay the night. The farmer says "OK, but you'll have to share the bed with my son" The salesman says "Oops, I think I'm in the wrong joke!"

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    What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Most people can roast beef

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    The Missing Dollar Paradox

    There's a very nice solution to the "problem" at the bottom of the page.

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