yeah, well a skeleton walked into a bar... he ordered a beer and a mop!!Originally Posted by dave1976
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yeah, well a skeleton walked into a bar... he ordered a beer and a mop!!Originally Posted by dave1976
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
Hiram - do you have Sirius satellite radio? This joke has been broadcast CONSTANTLY on Sirius! LOL!Originally Posted by Hiram357
Speaking of bars...Originally Posted by Hiram357
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
Two old ladies went for a tramp in the woods...but he got away!!!
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either
Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The wedding was so-so, but the reception was AWESOME
I'm o.k. thank you for asking, I'll probably only have the bruse for a week or two. You guys are killing me, I was laughing so hard I fell right out of the chair!!!!! Your just to much................
Keep going!!!
Team Teebow
I said WHAT!!! You just took me the wrong way......
A salesmans car breaks down. He knocks on a farmers door and asks if he can stay the night. The farmer says "OK, but you'll have to share the bed with my son" The salesman says "Oops, I think I'm in the wrong joke!"
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Most people can roast beef
The Missing Dollar Paradox
There's a very nice solution to the "problem" at the bottom of the page.