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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighterjake
    He is watching you Hiram . . . right through your computer screen (I would also say your TV screen, but I know you don't watch much TV) and through your stereo's speakers. The best thing to do right now is to take a sledgehammer to the computer screen, a razor blade to the speakers and then walk around with an aluminum foil cap on your head . . . that will fool "them."
    ok, i smashed eeverything but the computermonitorh i just turnedsfg it aroundg so that hes cant' see me. butist really harg to tipe this wayy... ang the aloominum cap its pretty itchtey...
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    ROFLMAO ...... omg you guys entertain me so! ....Christy
    What if the Hokey Pokey is what its all about?
    Have Fun & Be Safe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smitty & Co.
    ROFLMAO ...... omg you guys entertain me so! ....Christy
    Thank you, thank you . . . you've all been great . . . the next Hiram and Jake's Comedy Road Show will be on at 8 p.m., check your local listings for more details.
    "Courage is not the absence of fear, but the realization that there is something more important than fear."

    "Death is only one of many ways to die."

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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighterjake
    Thank you, thank you . . . you've all been great . . . the next Hiram and Jake's Comedy Road Show will be on at 8 p.m., check your local listings for more details.
    we'll be here til tuesday, try the veal, and remember to tip your waitress!
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357
    we'll be here til tuesday, try the veal, and remember to tip your waitress!
    We can't promote veal Hiram . . . have you forgotten already? The pork industry is sponsoring our comedy tour . . . we've got to encourage folks to eat the roast pork and snack on the complimentary pork rinds at their tables.
    "Courage is not the absence of fear, but the realization that there is something more important than fear."

    "Death is only one of many ways to die."

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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighterjake
    We can't promote veal Hiram . . . have you forgotten already? The pork industry is sponsoring our comedy tour . . . we've got to encourage folks to eat the roast pork and snack on the complimentary pork rinds at their tables.
    uhhh... try the bacon! we'll be here till tuesday! don't forget to tip your waitress... and uhh try a pork flavored smirnoff????
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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