Two Canadians, Jaque and Pierre, were getting bored with their usual hobbies,[Beer drinking and eating bacon], and were trying to think up something different to do. Pierre says "I know, we'll build us a rocket ship and fly it up to the sun!! No one has been up dere before, Ay??" Jaque says "are you crazee..we will burn up before we get dere, she's too hot!!" Pierre says " What are you, stupid, we'll go at night!!"