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    Default Murder Mystery??

    Did you hear about the woman they just found drowned in a bathtub full of milk??? They think it was done by some kind of "Cereal Killer"!!!

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    awww... booooooooooo
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Yeah, that was a pretty lame joke.

    But it reminds me of another one...

    The buxom blonde wanted a milk bath, so she asked the milkman to fill the tub with milk. "Pasteurized?", the milkman asked. "No, she said, just up to my nip****".


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    I know, some of you are going to ask "What's a milkman?"

    But I'm old enough to remember door-to-door milk delivery, and even so far back as to remember that as a kid, we loved to meet the milkman in the summer and ask for a piece of ice!


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    Quote Originally Posted by WhereRWe?
    I know, some of you are going to ask "What's a milkman?"

    But I'm old enough to remember door-to-door milk delivery, and even so far back as to remember that as a kid, we loved to meet the milkman in the summer and ask for a piece of ice!

    yeah, yeah, bruce we know, and you had beermen to deliver beer to the door and had to walk to school in 10' of snow 20 miles up hill both ways in scorching sun and winds that were blowin 90mph!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357
    yeah, yeah, bruce we know, and you had beermen to deliver beer to the door and had to walk to school in 10' of snow 20 miles up hill both ways in scorching sun and winds that were blowin 90mph!!
    Wow! Your father lived in the same town as I did!

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhereRWe?
    Wow! Your father lived in the same town as I did!
    no kiddin?? the one with bears the size of the houses, fish as big as dogs and kids that could throw baseballs 20 miles???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357
    no kiddin?? the one with bears the size of the houses, fish as big as dogs and kids that could throw baseballs 20 miles???
    Yeah! That's it. We lived in the cardboard box behind the billboard on Pine Street. Does he remember that?

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    Hey, my great grandfather used to deliver milk to that box.

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    Probably, he lived in the upscale part of the neighborhood where they cut down the trees with their bare hands and quarried rocks with wooden tools to make their houses in the middle of winter in -60 temps in their bermuda shorts....
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