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    Default Abu Musab al Zarqawi

    It was just announced that Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq by American forces.

    George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you fight against the nation I helped conceive.

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Zarqawi with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

    As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
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    Hahah, ya gotta love the diplomatic approach to heaven.
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Thumbs up That's a good one!!

    I started reading that thinking it was a news reprort. Well Duh? I don't know where you found it, but it made my morning.
    Happy Trails!
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    That was great Rick,thanks.
    Just smile it won't crack your face

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    That was awesome, Rick.
    Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising everytime we fall.

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