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    Default Groan!!

    A man got a new job as a bus driver for the sesame street school. At the first stop on his first morning were two chubby little girls. One says Hi, my name is Patty, and this is my friend Patty! At the next stop was a little boy all by himself,and he says Hi, my name is Ross, and my mommy says Im special!! At the 3rd stop is a little boy sitting at the curb with one shoe off and picking at a bunion on his toe. He says Hi,,My name is Alexis Wheeze!! So ,,,off they go,,,"Two all beef patties special Ross Alexis Wheeze picking a bunion on a sesame street bus!!" Happy 4th of July weekend to everyone,,"Dave and Gail" and Shamis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave and Gail
    A man got a new job as a bus driver for the sesame street school. At the first stop on his first morning were two chubby little girls. One says Hi, my name is Patty, and this is my friend Patty! At the next stop was a little boy all by himself,and he says Hi, my name is Ross, and my mommy says Im special!! At the 3rd stop is a little boy sitting at the curb with one shoe off and picking at a bunion on his toe. He says Hi,,My name is Alexis Wheeze!! So ,,,off they go,,,"Two all beef patties special Ross Alexis Wheeze picking a bunion on a sesame street bus!!" Happy 4th of July weekend to everyone,,"Dave and Gail" and Shamis
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    hahah... i don't get the alexis but the rest was funny!!
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    Hiram, Hiram, Hiram!!!! Alexis Wheeze= Lettuce cheese. If you say it fast enough you can almost fake yourself out..LOL Happy 4th,,,"Dave"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357
    hahah... i don't get the alexis but the rest was funny!!
    i didn't get it either, hiram! oh, god. i didn't get something that hiram didn't get! geez, that has ruined my day!
    "life is short...make a mess of it!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave and Gail
    Hiram, Hiram, Hiram!!!! Alexis Wheeze= Lettuce cheese. If you say it fast enough you can almost fake yourself out..LOL Happy 4th,,,"Dave"
    well i got the cheese part on the first round... but i'm still not gettin the Alexis... maybe it's just the way you folks pronounce words up that way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by becket
    i didn't get it either, hiram! oh, god. i didn't get something that hiram didn't get! geez, that has ruined my day!
    Ya know what they say! great minds think alike!!! And don't let that ruin your day! there's plenty of rain to take care of that!
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    Sheesh! Dumb! Really and truely DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!

    (Bet you're glad I don't post any jokes! LOL!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhereRWe?
    Sheesh! Dumb! Really and truely DUMB, DUMB, DUMB!

    (Bet you're glad I don't post any jokes! LOL!)
    you don't post jokes....??? you mean all your threads are serious??
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