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    > An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on
    > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
    >
    > They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
    > cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm
    > going to jump off this building."
    >
    > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
    > get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
    >
    > The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
    > bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
    >
    > The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
    > cabbage and jumped to his death.
    >
    > The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
    >
    > The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
    > well.
    >
    > At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
    > known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would
    > have given it to him again!"
    >
    > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
    > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
    >
    > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
    >
    > "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."
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    Hey, I resemble that remark

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    I like corned beef and cabbage... what's wrong with that???
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357
    I like corned beef and cabbage... what's wrong with that???
    Me too . . . I get the Reuben everytime I stop at Dysarts after an ATV, camping or geocaching adventure when I'm on my way home . . . I just don't like the after effects with all of that sauerkraut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighterjake
    Me too . . . I get the Reuben everytime I stop at Dysarts after an ATV, camping or geocaching adventure when I'm on my way home . . . I just don't like the after effects with all of that sauerkraut.
    I don't mind the after effects... but the wife sure does!
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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