> An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on
> scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
> They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
> cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm
> going to jump off this building."
> The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
> get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
> The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
> bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."
> The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
> cabbage and jumped to his death.
> The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.
> The blonde opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as
> At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
> known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would
> have given it to him again!"
> The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
> enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
> Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
> "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch."