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Thread: Happy Birthday Sudonim!

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    Smile Happy Birthday Sudonim!

    Hey Andy, hope you have a great birthday. Any chance to get out there on your birthday and grab a few caches? Hope you can. Have a great day!

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    happy happy, andy! have a great birthday
    "life is short...make a mess of it!"

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    Happy Birthday!

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    Happy Birthday!

    The positive side of being an oldie:
    *You’ll never have to endure those harrowing visits to the dentist again.
    *You’ll save a fortune on shampoo.
    *Your hernia operation will make you a star at the local pub.
    *You will look distinguished with your receding hairline, double chin and wrinkles.
    *You have survived the humiliation of middle age.
    *You’ll no longer have to suffer the disappointment of thwarted ambitions – you no longer have any.
    *You can finally sell those dreadful diet and exercise books that have sat unopened on the bookshelf for years.
    *You’ll be the champ at history questions in the pub quiz.
    *You can embarrass your family by entering glamorous granny or good-looking grandfather competitions.
    *You don’t need to make an effort anymore – people will expect you to be frumpy, boring and cantankerous.
    *Your failing memory allows you to convince yourself that you’re a super sex machine.
    *You’ll be able to talk incessantly about the good old days.
    *Your failing eyesight saves you the anguish of seeing your disintegrating body.
    DNFTT! DNFTT! DNFTT!

    "The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realize it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it..."

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    Happy birthday Andy! soooo.... how old are you now??? Only a few more years til' retirement isn't it??
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Happy Birthday!!!

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    Happy Birthday, Andy.




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    Happy birthday, Andy! Tell your boss I gave you the day off today!

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    Happy Birthday Andy!!! Have a great day
    Just smile it won't crack your face

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
    suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
    friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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    Happy Birthday, Andy!!!!!!!!!

    -RanMan22

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