Just to clarify . . . that was a stick that went through your hand and not your head, right? I mean, if it was a stick that went through your head this would explain a lot.
And about the photo . . . ah, that doesn't mean much. Remember -- I showed you guys a photo of Heidi to prove that she exists and isn't my imaginary friend/wife and you guys claimed that a) it was a photo that came with the wallet and then b) that it was me in drag.