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  1. #1
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    Default Election Time

    A cannibal was walking through the jungle, when he came upon a restaraunt. He goes inside and asks for a menu. Looking at the menu, he reads,,,,"Fried Missionary" - $10.00,,,,,,"Barbecued Archeologist"- $15.00,, "Boiled Explorer"- $20.00,,,,"Baked Politician"- $100.00. Holy smokes he says to the waiter,,how come so much for the "Baked Politician" meal??? Why the big differance??? The waiter says,,,"Well,,,have you ever tried to clean one of those things"!!

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    Default Mmmmm

    Momma always said......."all politicians are good folks.......if ya cook em' right, LOL"
    What if the Hokey Pokey is what its all about?
    Have Fun & Be Safe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smitty & Co. View Post
    Momma always said......."all politicians are good folks.......if ya cook em' right, LOL"
    They make good fertilizer, too. They're all full of... (well, you know...)


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    Hey now, just because they raise our taxes so they have more money to steal doesn't make them bad people....
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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