A cannibal was walking through the jungle, when he came upon a restaraunt. He goes inside and asks for a menu. Looking at the menu, he reads,,,,"Fried Missionary" - $10.00,,,,,,"Barbecued Archeologist"- $15.00,, "Boiled Explorer"- $20.00,,,,"Baked Politician"- $100.00. Holy smokes he says to the waiter,,how come so much for the "Baked Politician" meal??? Why the big differance??? The waiter says,,,"Well,,,have you ever tried to clean one of those things"!!