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    Default Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged

    1) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

    2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

    3) Narcissistic-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

    4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...........

    5) Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are

    6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

    7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

    8) Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

    9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

    10) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

    11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

    12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

    13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

    14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!


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    omg, sue, that is such a great list! thanks! i quickly identified the one that's me!
    "life is short...make a mess of it!"

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    Good one, Sue!

    (I'm DEFINITELY a #14!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhereRWe? View Post
    Good one, Sue!

    (I'm DEFINITELY a #14!)
    You are not the only one! Hey look, a chicken!

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    Ohmigosh!! I see a few that describe me
    ~ Beach Comber ~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beach Comber View Post
    Ohmigosh!! I see a few that describe me
    So do I...

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    I win! (or do I lose?) Technically I could probably qualify for at least a dozen, maybe a baker's!

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    HAHAHAH!!! LOL!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!! I don't get it....
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Uh..I am kind of new here.
    Does anyone recognize this language from above: "ROFLMAO" ?
    Translation, please...

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    It's not unique to this site, but here is the translation.......

    R olling
    O n
    F loor
    L aughing
    M y
    A = "butt"
    O ff
    ~ Beach Comber ~

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