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    Default so these three men get married....

    The first man had married a woman from Massachuesettes and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from New Hampshire. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.


    The third man married a girl from Maine, He told her that her duties Were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed and Hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't See anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day The swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Default Good one!!!

    Thats Too Funny Hiram I like that one, Ha Ha Ha. LMOA. Keep em coming,,,

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    Lmao!!!!!!!
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    .....and what happened to the man who married the woman from VT?
    "It may be that your soul purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others" ~Steven Wright~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxgloves View Post
    .....and what happened to the man who married the woman from VT?
    Sorry, this is a family friendly site. We can't talk about that marriage...
    DNFTT! DNFTT! DNFTT!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foxgloves View Post
    .....and what happened to the man who married the woman from VT?
    They're still lookin for the bodies...
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    Was this a personal accounting of your own marriage??Were the names left out to protect the guilty??Most of all do you still do all the house work??

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    Quote Originally Posted by vicbiker View Post
    Was this a personal accounting of your own marriage??Were the names left out to protect the guilty??Most of all do you still do all the house work??
    I plead the 5th... (of Jameson's!!)
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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