Originally Posted by
vicbiker
And now for the rest of the story...Cute anchor woman...English speaking aunts...horse back riding in the mountains of columbia...what are you leaving out...or possibly Tom you want us the reader to install our own ending to this story of horse farts and foriegn intrique. Jake you must have a good ending to this story?
Just about every ending I can think of is R-rated . . .
Now if Hiram finished the ending he would no doubt drop his Garmin while on horseback, the farting horse would crush it under foot before it rolls over the side of the mountain . . . at which point Hiram would dive over the side of the sheer cliffs to rescue his beloved Garmin which is at this point bouncing off rock after rock on its descent down the mountain. Fortunately, the falling Garmin and now Hiram would end up plunging into a deep lake beside the mountain . . . unfortunately he would have to fight a ravenous Kraken which has mistook his Garmin for a Triscuit.
And of course at some point the cute anchor woman and the mysterious English speaking Aunt would leap to his rescue . . .
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the realization that there is something more important than fear."
"Death is only one of many ways to die."