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Thread: Fly Swatter

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    Default Fly Swatter

    A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

    "What are you doing?" She asked.

    "Hunting Flies" He responded.

    "Oh? Killing any?" She asked.

    "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

    Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell them apart?"

    He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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    Thats a good one!!! LoL
    "It may be that your soul purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others" ~Steven Wright~
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