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  1. 09-07-2007, 05:22 PM #1
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    Default Not what she wanted to hear!!

    A woman is standing in front of the mirror in her bedroom and exclaims to her husband,,,"Look at me,,my skin is terrible, my hair is turning gray, and I'm getting really fat!!" I need to hear something positive about me!! Her husband thinks for a minute and say's,,," Well honey,,,your eyesight is perfect!! (He never heard the shot)
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  2. 09-07-2007, 10:53 PM #2
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    Hiram, where are you for this one???....

    That was funny.
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    Default Ya really...

    I happen to know where he was at the time. In Hollora's back yard having a grown up beverage. He'll see it eventually.
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    lol, well, that's why the key to my gun case is well hid... (and luckily stef's eyes aren't perfect...)

    heh, adult beverages... i'll tell ya what I think i'm gunna stop drinking those diet beers... (short lived diet that barely lasted the weekend...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357 View Post
    lol, well, that's why the key to my gun case is well hid... (and luckily stef's eyes aren't perfect...)

    But everything else about Steph is perfect....and don't you forget it mister!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357 View Post
    i'll tell ya what I think i'm gunna stop drinking those diet beers... (short lived diet that barely lasted the weekend...)
    Did you feel like doing the laundry when you got home today?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Team2hunt View Post
    Did you feel like doing the laundry when you got home today?
    with some encouragement and relization she figured out where I hide the gun cabinet key... YES!!! (send help... will pay...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357 View Post
    with some encouragement and relization she figured out where I hide the gun cabinet key... YES!!! (send help... will pay...)
    What can I say, I don't understand the want for skunky beer...
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