I've got my second offer, but it didn't top the first offer.
"$50 and a copy of Uncle Henrys"
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but the realization that there is something more important than fear."
"Death is only one of many ways to die."
Maybe you can donate it to geocachingmaine.org and we'll have an official vehicle!
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.