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    Default Happy Holidays!


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    I like the Pirate one better.

    But,


    Merry Christmas anyway!!

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    uhhh mine was Crabmonkey Crustynose....

    where the heck do they get the crabmonkey part from???
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Mine was Dismaltroll Rottenham.

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    Meanbeast Fussypants


    Maybe someone heard me poking fun at Hiram while hes down? I think I got on a naughty list somewhere?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyTogether View Post
    Meanbeast Fussypants


    Maybe someone heard me poking fun at Hiram while hes down? I think I got on a naughty list somewhere?
    Well I'm like Hiram . . . just glad to see that you're still alive and kicking.
    "Courage is not the absence of fear, but the realization that there is something more important than fear."

    "Death is only one of many ways to die."

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    Well, hit me with a stick!!

    I just figured out who "HappyTogether" is! Glad to hear from you again.

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    Red face Yikes.....

    With a name like.....

    Crabbygrinch Crustypants



    .....you just have to be good! Or else... Thanks for the holiday cheer.
    Why not live life like it is your last day....instead of pretending to be a member of the Peter Pan Club and believing you will be around forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyTogether View Post
    Meanbeast Fussypants


    Maybe someone heard me poking fun at Hiram while hes down? I think I got on a naughty list somewhere?

    Ya got that right! ya better watch out! I have some very high friends in very low places!! or somethin like that...


    Quote Originally Posted by Team2hunt View Post
    With a name like.....

    Crabbygrinch Crustypants



    .....you just have to be good! Or else... Thanks for the holiday cheer.
    You sound like you should be a character on Spongebob!!
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Default Christmas Cake Recipe Humor

    CHRISTMAS CAKE
    Ingredients:
    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    nuts
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo tequila
    (you can also use Jack Daniels or Jim Beam as a substitute)
    2 cups of dried fruit


    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again.
    To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
    drink.
    Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
    large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
    it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
    Try another cup .... just in case
    Turn off the mixerer thingy.
    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
    fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner.
    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
    Or something. Who giveshz a sht. Check the Cuervo
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
    spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
    to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
    Finish the Jose Cuervo and kick the cat.
    CHERRY MISTMAS!

    (no don't kick the cat.... )
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