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I like the Pirate one better.
But,
Merry Christmas anyway!!
uhhh mine was Crabmonkey Crustynose....
where the heck do they get the crabmonkey part from???
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
Mine was Dismaltroll Rottenham.
Meanbeast Fussypants
Maybe someone heard me poking fun at Hiram while hes down? I think I got on a naughty list somewhere?
Well, hit me with a stick!!
I just figured out who "HappyTogether" is! Glad to hear from you again.
With a name like.....
Crabbygrinch Crustypants
.....you just have to be good! Or else... Thanks for the holiday cheer.
Why not live life like it is your last day....instead of pretending to be a member of the Peter Pan Club and believing you will be around forever.
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
CHRISTMAS CAKE
Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
nuts
1 bottle Jose Cuervo tequila
(you can also use Jack Daniels or Jim Beam as a substitute)
2 cups of dried fruit
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink.
Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK.
Try another cup .... just in case
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.
Or something. Who giveshz a sht. Check the Cuervo
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
Finish the Jose Cuervo and kick the cat.
CHERRY MISTMAS!
(no don't kick the cat.... )
"It may be that your soul purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others" ~Steven Wright~I'm in my own little Lat/Lon
“Danse avec les Arbres”