Hiram must be using the wifi from out in the tent. Does Steph at least let you in the house to use the bathroom, I hear there is a nice place to stay in Unity.
Great... now I'll have to tell my better half not to worry if there's someone out skulking around the yard after dark and come up with some sort of ID for Hiram so when the cops catch him he can prove where he lives!!
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
huh... oh... wait, there's a knock at the door and I see a bunch of blue lights...
(Don't worry, I won't wander around the backyard too much, at most you'll just hear the polaris idling so I can warm myself on the engine heat...)
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.