Quote Originally Posted by fins2right View Post
And how was that wisdom enhanced????
Bionics . . .

"Firefighterjake, geocacher. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic Jake. Firefighterjake will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, fatter."

I am the world's first "$60 Bionic Man."