Lexmano, it sounds like you guys are having a nice extreme caching time "down yonder". Keep having fun!
Hiram here is where someone would put in a funny pun for your statement of jealous statement. I wont do that but I do have a joke for ya'll:
Hiram came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping
wife and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Hiram..'
Hiram was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,
and that is as a chicken.'
Hiram was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near
his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Hiram the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never, ' said Hiram.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
Hiram did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Hiram was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon
laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of
his head, and heard his wife yell.....
Hiram! Wake up!!--- Your crapping the bed!!!