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    Quote Originally Posted by Hiram357 View Post
    lexmano, you're a bit off topic for this thread, try to be a little more courteous...

    I hope you took lots of pictures! I'm jealous of the distillery tour! (keep us posted on the rest of your adventure!)

    Lexmano, it sounds like you guys are having a nice extreme caching time "down yonder". Keep having fun!

    Hiram here is where someone would put in a funny pun for your statement of jealous statement. I wont do that but I do have a joke for ya'll:


    Hiram came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping
    wife and fell into a deep slumber.
    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Hiram..'
    Hiram was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,
    and that is as a chicken.'
    Hiram was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near
    his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
    clucking, and pecking the ground.
    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
    'Not bad,' replied Hiram the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm gonna explode!'
    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
    'Never, ' said Hiram.
    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
    Hiram did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
    Hiram was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon
    laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of
    his head, and heard his wife yell.....
    Hiram! Wake up!!--- Your crapping the bed!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lexmano View Post
    We have finished the serious driving and will be heading home tomorrow. Will get a few local Louisville caches tonight including one at Churchill Downs.

    The rental car was a Pontiac G6 and was very comfortable and got about 26 mpg. The motels were all clean and comfortable and the highways generally very easy to drive.

    No big numbers, we have 26 finds in nine states. The favorite cache was a Tribute Cache to Booker Noe in Clermont, KY. Booker was master distiller at Jim Beam and the cache is near a statue honoring him. We took the distillery tour, sampled some great bourbon, found the cache and I launched two new travel bugs there.

    All in all a great trip. Picked up some ideas for caches, but did not see any hides that surprised us.

    If I see or read something I feel is wrong or offensive. I change the channel.
    And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
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    Nice attempt at humor dubord207, but the minute I read that I knew you would ruffle someones feathers. I try not to go into the stereotypical joke book because unless you present it the right way you will ALWAYS piss someone off. LAWYER jokes anyone?

    Where the hell is that thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hide_from_the_kids View Post
    Lexmano, it sounds like you guys are having a nice extreme caching time "down yonder". Keep having fun!

    Hiram here is where someone would put in a funny pun for your statement of jealous statement. I wont do that but I do have a joke for ya'll:


    Hiram came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping
    wife and fell into a deep slumber.
    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Hiram..'
    Hiram was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,
    and that is as a chicken.'
    Hiram was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near
    his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
    clucking, and pecking the ground.
    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
    'Not bad,' replied Hiram the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm gonna explode!'
    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
    'Never, ' said Hiram.
    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
    Hiram did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
    Hiram was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon
    laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of
    his head, and heard his wife yell.....
    Hiram! Wake up!!--- Your crapping the bed!!!
    THATS JUST NASTY!

    Where the hell is that thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hide_from_the_kids View Post
    Lexmano, it sounds like you guys are having a nice extreme caching time "down yonder". Keep having fun!

    Hiram here is where someone would put in a funny pun for your statement of jealous statement. I wont do that but I do have a joke for ya'll:


    Hiram came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping
    wife and fell into a deep slumber.
    He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Hiram..'
    Hiram was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
    St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,
    and that is as a chicken.'
    Hiram was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near
    his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers,
    clucking, and pecking the ground.
    A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
    'Not bad,' replied Hiram the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside, like I'm gonna explode!'
    'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
    'Never, ' said Hiram.
    'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
    Hiram did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
    Hiram was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon
    laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
    As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of
    his head, and heard his wife yell.....
    Hiram! Wake up!!--- Your crapping the bed!!!

    ughhh... yeah... that happens on those night when I drink the cheap beers with Dave...


    *warning: gross content alert*
    If I went on the Jim Bean tour though I would probably dream I was turned into one of those play-dough factories...



    (I prefer the poop jokes over the sterotype ones anyday.. )
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    So I walk into a bar iand I say to the bartender; "Give me something tall cold and full of Jack Daniels whiskey." and the bartender says "Take my wife!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvilHomer View Post
    Nice attempt at humor dubord207, but the minute I read that I knew you would ruffle someones feathers. I try not to go into the stereotypical joke book because unless you present it the right way you will ALWAYS piss someone off.
    Thank you, Homer. You make my point exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhereRWe? View Post
    . How about if I make a remark about African-Americans liking fried chicken and watermelon. Do you think that nobody would take offense at that?
    Hey I'm down here now and they DO like fried chicken and watermelon,so what's your point?... Hell they don't take offense to it so why should you? They'll even tell you they like fried chicken and watermelon. I don't know what they would do without BOJANGLES down here...
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighterjake View Post
    much like one might take an innocent poke at folks living in Unity only having one tooth and dating their sister cousin.

    However, as I said . . . different people view things differently as we have all experienced life differently . . . what is funny to one, is offensive to others.
    And to think I thought the one toothed sister's cousin was from Athens....
    Just smile it won't crack your face

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
    suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
    friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haffy View Post
    And to think I thought the one toothed sister's cousin was from Athens....
    West Athens, more likely. Last years Fourth of July parade consisted of the Maine Vocals smoking on Main street and one guy walking downtown with fishnet stalkings and a sign saying "Dick Cheney needs a spanking" P.S. That is a true story. His picture was in the local scandal rag, I mean newspaper.
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