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    Default Top 10 Signs of a Serious Geocaching Addiction By Torry Stiles

    Top 10 Signs of a
    Serious Geocaching Addiction



    By Torry Stiles, aka Torry10. You name your youngest child, "Micro."

    9. Your boss takes you aside and asks about the smell of DEET when you come back from a long lunch. You lie and claim it's cheap gin.

    8. Your significant other calls you to dinner through the forums.

    7. The clerk at the Army/Navy surplus store meets you out back with your ammo cans in a plain, brown wrapper.

    6. You've ever used a caching buddy as a job reference.

    5. There's a picture of the new Magellan on your bedroom ceiling.

    4. The clerks at McDonald's are getting suspicious.

    3. You tried to claim beef jerky expenses on your taxes.

    2. The DEA agents follow you home after another of your massive ZipLoc shopping runs.

    1. You call out, "Found it!" in moments of passion.
    Blazing Troll

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    11. You know that "gur" translates into the word "the" on encrypted clues.

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    12. The gps never leaves the car! Neither does the box of caching items.
    Last edited by pete490; 04-19-2005 at 11:14 AM. Reason: underlined wrong word

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    13. You start carrying items like foldable shovels and metal detectors in your car when it snows.

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    # 14 You waypoint the car and forget to enter the waypoint to the cache.
    Just smile it won't crack your face

    The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is
    suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best
    friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

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    14. All your replies to the "off topic" word assosiation thread are related to geocaching.

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    Red face My perspective on the DNF

    15. You don't care if your effort results in a DNF - you are just excited to be outside and take on the hunt!
    ~ Beach Comber ~

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    thanks for the laughs

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    #16 You waypoint EVERYTHING, work, the gas station, the grocery store, your best buddies special meeting place, all just to practice.
    Why not live life like it is your last day....instead of pretending to be a member of the Peter Pan Club and believing you will be around forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pete490
    12. The gps never leaves the car! Neither does the box of caching items.
    I don't understand. What's wrong with this???

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