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    Talking College Graduate

    Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him,
    looked him straight in the eye and said, “Listen here good looking, I
    screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car,
    front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked
    or with clothes on, dirty, clean, it doesn't matter to me. I've been
    doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.”

    Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, “No kidding! I'm a lawyer
    too! What firm are you with?”

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    lol nice : )
    If you are born to hang, you'll never drown.

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    hahahahahaha
    Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.

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    Default Looking for a Dan Dubord, Esq. Response

    This came out between 9:00 and 10:00 this morning...no response yet? We make fun of lawyers, and in my line of work I can never apply the brakes too quickly/unexpectedly while enroute for fear of being rear-ended by one. But, I have to tell ya, when you need one you're glad to have a good one like Dan.

    With that being said.....good one!! Hahahahaha

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    In all honesty, I posted this one in hopes it was one Dan had never heard. lol

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    Just saw this one and sorry Kev, it's one I hear alot, although I do like it. Keep 'em coming. Maybe you'll come upon one I haven't heard. The one you mention was in last months Playboy. Is that where you saw it?
    Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

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    Default Playboy

    Quote Originally Posted by dubord207 View Post
    Just saw this one and sorry Kev, it's one I hear alot, although I do like it. Keep 'em coming. Maybe you'll come upon one I haven't heard. The one you mention was in last months Playboy. Is that where you saw it?
    Playboy? I don't read Playboy, I just look at the pictures.

    No wait, that's not how it goes.....

    I just read the articles.....yeah that's it.

    I haven't looked at a Playboy since I let my subscription run out over a year ago. I saw that one on a firearms forum I belong to.

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