Message of the day

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He who controls the past commands the future, he who commands the future conquers the past.

[J_Cyr]

Huh? I don't think so. I think its: One night I was laying in my bed looking at the many stars in the sky, and I tought to myself where the f*ck did my roof go?

[becket]

j cyr, that is too funny! i'll have to come to the up north bbq just to meet you! thanks for the laugh becket

[Team2hunt]

He who controls the past commands the future, he who commands the future conquers the past.

I smoked some of that once,a long time ago. I see it's still popular in oradea.

[Team Nirvana]

The faster you go the smoker you get!

[d’76]

I love it. We need more of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let me see, how did that go.....

Marriage, it's not a word it's a sentence.

I like this one to...

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"

[J_Cyr]

True story:
A lady came up to me the other day in a small restruant in town. She said, "Jordan! Read my shirt" I replied, "Is it brail?"

[blevesque]

Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear to be bright until they speak?

[Team2hunt]

We have a winner....or do we?
Sorry I just had to.

[J_Cyr]

I once had a... no wait... that wasn't me.