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    He who controls the past commands the future, he who commands the future conquers the past.

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    Huh? I don't think so. I think its: One night I was laying in my bed looking at the many stars in the sky, and I tought to myself where the f*ck did my roof go?
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    j cyr, that is too funny! i'll have to come to the up north bbq just to meet you! thanks for the laugh becket
    "life is short...make a mess of it!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 222
    He who controls the past commands the future, he who commands the future conquers the past.
    I smoked some of that once,a long time ago. I see it's still popular in oradea.
    Why not live life like it is your last day....instead of pretending to be a member of the Peter Pan Club and believing you will be around forever.

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    The faster you go the smoker you get!
    What; Me Worry?

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    I love it. We need more of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Let me see, how did that go.....

    Marriage, it's not a word it's a sentence.

    I like this one to...

    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"



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    True story:
    A lady came up to me the other day in a small restruant in town. She said, "Jordan! Read my shirt" I replied, "Is it brail?"
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    Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear to be bright until they speak?

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    Question Famous quote

    We have a winner....or do we?
    Sorry I just had to.
    Why not live life like it is your last day....instead of pretending to be a member of the Peter Pan Club and believing you will be around forever.

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    I once had a... no wait... that wasn't me.
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