During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:

"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, escaped from a pack of coyotes, bushwhacked through some very dense heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled through a mud bog, jumped away from an aggressive snake, and took four "leaks" behind big trees."

Inspired by the story, the doctor said,
"You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!"

"No," I replied, "I'm an obsessed geocacher."