I lived in Texas for 2 1/2 years, and as I look back, I shudder to think of the culture shock EGSG will have to endure!
Instead of venison or moose at a BBQ, there'll probably be goat. (They don't call Texans "goat ropers" for nothing!)
Instead of Casco Bay, or Shipyard, they'll have to drink Lone Star or Pearl.
Instead of Moxie, they'll have Big Red.
Instead of fishing for trout or salmon, they'll have to settle for crappie and bluegills!
Instead of dead raccoons and skunks in the middle of the road, there'll be possum and armadillos.
Instead of watching for ticks on the cache trail, they'll be watching for rattlesnakes. (Bet they'll think twice about reaching under that rock to see if it's there... LOL!)
Sheesh! I wonder how long it will be before they're back! LOL!