Pleasest introduce myself. I am Makohoki Zimawasaban, the second cousin to the former dicator of Zimbaistan. I have much money and would like to share it with you because I have heard much of your great generosity and I have no way to get my vast fortune out of the bank here unless I send it to some American. I will send you check for $3 million if you will pleasest send me your social security number, bank accounts, e-mail accounts, height, weight, age, mother's maiden name, pet dog's name and pin codes to your ATM. I promise you great wealth, women and you will be my bestest friend.
On a serious note . . . I hope things work out OK.
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