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Thread: Maine Computer Lingo

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Solon, Maine
    Posts
    5,940

    Default Maine Computer Lingo

    Log On: Makin' the wood stove hotter.
    Log Off: Don't add no wood.
    Monitor: Keepin' an eye on the wood stove.
    Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup.
    Mega Hertz: When yer not careful downloadin'.
    Floppy Disk: Whatcha git from pilin' too much firewood.
    Ram: The hydrolic thingy that splits the firewood.
    Hard Drive: Gettin' home in the winter season.
    Prompt: What you wish the mail was in the winter.
    Windows: What to shut when it's below 15 below.
    Screen: What 'cha need for the black fly season.
    Byte: That's what the flies do.
    Chip: What to munch on.
    Micro Chip: What's left in the bottom of the bag.
    Infrared: Where the left-overs go when Fred's around.
    Modem: What 'cha did to the hay fields.
    Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix's wife.
    Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
    Keyboard: Where ya hang your keys.
    Software: Them plastic eatin' utensils.
    Mouse: Whats eats the horses grain.
    Main Frame: Hold up the barn roof.
    Port: Fancy wine.
    Enter: C'mon in.
    Random Access Memory: You can't remember whatcha' paid for that new rifle when your wife asks.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Burnham, Maine
    Posts
    507

    Default I speak your language......

    I especially use Random Access Memory alot in my household.
    What if the Hokey Pokey is what its all about?
    Have Fun & Be Safe!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    Berwick, Maine
    Posts
    44

    Default

    Instant message: The kids reply the first time you ask something.

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