OT: A guy's guide to Christmas shopping

[Beach Comber]

Ya know Dave, I got away with giving a girlfriend FAKE flowers one time... I told her that I would have gotten her real ones but they would just wilt and die, but i wanted something to represent my love for her, so i got the fake ones that would never die and always be in bloom! (and that they were only $1.50 and the real ones were like $20) *cough* yeah, that relationship only lasted 2 years.

Oh, that is just TOO darn sweet. ai yi yi I think it is the "I got away with" that just makes the sentiment that much more meaningful.

[d’76]

Oh, that is just TOO darn sweet. ai yi yi I think it is the "I got away with" that just makes the sentiment that much more meaningful.

You know Judy, If we were all like you it would be a perfect world so for now I will settle with he got away with it. You notice the key is it only last for two years. That lucky dog. I was stuck in it for 10 years. I never did the plastic flowers but had I thought of it you bet i would

[Hiram357]

hahahahaha.... i've got tears in my eyes... this is too funny, how a nice meaninful post could turn into this... and geeze dave, you were stuck in it for 10 years, maybe you should've gotten the plastic flowers

[Hiram357]

Oh, that is just TOO darn sweet. ai yi yi I think it is the "I got away with" that just makes the sentiment that much more meaningful.

yeah, I am quite the romantic

[Beach Comber]

You know Judy, If we were all like you it would be a perfect world so for now I will settle with he got away with it. You notice the key is it only last for two years. That lucky dog. I was stuck in it for 10 years. I never did the plastic flowers but had I thought of it you bet i would

Just call me Pollyanna

But then again if one considers how PERFECT my world is, you would know that the fake flowers would be a positive addition - LOL